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It just got sucked up in. He kissed at my neck and then began pulling my dress off of me.

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His mom said he had been experimenting with butt stuff over the past several months, you just saw this string hanging out of his gown. Constipation or thrombosed hemorrhoid, but I didn't know what to do. Good times.

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